The CUNTY Truth Mastermind & Retreat

MASTERMIND: March 1 - July 1; RETREAT: ALGARVE, PORTUGAL JUNE 15-21, 2024

Hey badass CEO, I’m Naomi, your CUNTY Life & Biz Expansion Coach and Mastermind Host!

WELCOME to your exclusive opportunity to join the first EVER CUNTY Millionaires Mastermind & Retreat for bold, brave, KICKASS business leaders who are breaking the mould, leading epic teams, and making serious bank.

Leaders like YOU who have a burning desire to pay yourself more, and bring your visions and dreams to their highest potential without sacrificing your lifestyle, time, and family OR hiding away from WHO. YOU. TRULY. ARE. 

AND with a Mastermind squad of like-minded supporters and fellow high-achieving feminist founders right beside you, doing THEIR incredible work too, cheering you on, sharing ideas, solving problems, and believing in you every step of the way.

My zone of genius is connection, and I can’t wait to connect with you and your fellow SQUADDIES.

Are you a badass feminist CEO who has been beating the odds, probably your whole life– and want to keep doing so?

Are you obsessed with the idea of going ALL IN on yourself, your goals, your life, your values, your impact, and your money– with ease, fun, joy, alignment, and luxury? Then: 

praise & love

“We coached together this week and it was FIRE. She literally helped me push my boundaries and get my podcast going AND my program out to the world. So yeah, she’s an amazing phenomenal coach.”

“Thank you for a great session Naomi ❤️❤️❤️. I am grateful & proud of the work I’m doing with you.”

“Naomi you make a difference in my life ❤️. Thank you 🙏🥰

“You’re really creating something so fucking wonderful.”

“You are CUNTY. You are your brand which is real AF. So you truly just get to be you because it’s what folks need to see so they can be themselves. Being you is a whole force and show stopper. All you gotta do is wake up in the morning. You are your brand. You’d have to try hard not to be it at this point.”

joining the CUNTY millionaires mastermind means it's time to:

  • Step out from your own self-imposed shadow and feel mega-inspired to be fully YOU. Who are YOU? & fully know why this matters.
 
  • Become completely visible. SEEN, HEARD, and RECOGNIZED. As your full and true self
 
  • Catapult even further into your success, growth, impact, and power and live deeply worthy of positive transformation. Every day.
 
  • Stop leaving your trusted Squad members to a hope and a prayer that they’ll pull their friendship weight and not fall off the map, or yet another facebook group that will get buried and lost in the noise. 
 
  • Be in community and energy with CUNTY Coach Naomi — your FIREBALL Certified BARE Life & Hello Seven Business and Mindset Coach to enjoyably challenge you, guide you, support you, remind you, and hold you accountable to your next level(s) of growth, goals, and vision so you actually are in mad love with your life & biz.
 
  • Let your fellow smart-as-hell Masterminders hive-mind with laser-focus to help you plan, decide, problem-solve, and to celebrate your wins with you, and support you along your journey.  Again, so that you actually *enjoy* your life & biz that you work so diligently for.
 

Courageously. Unapologetically. Notably. Transcendently. Authentically.

EVEN if you’ve never participated in anything like this before. 

EVEN if showing up as fully, truly, YOU in the business world feels scary as fuck because you think you don’t fit the mould or have been taught that you don’t belong.

EVEN if you think that no one else “gets you” or is truly backing your corner.

Because we’re about to acknowledge and rip up any and all of those self-limiting vibes holding you back, with the ultimate 4-month remote and 6-night in-person on-retreat journey where we’ll push limits, smash down walls, say “LOVE YOU BYEEEE” to our comfort zones, and find deep empowerment through coaching, problem-solving, ideating; inspiration, connection, friendship and community. 

This is what CUNTY is all about. It’s a movement, a philosophy, a shared vision. One that EVERYONE in the Mastermind & Retreat will experience and co-create, like the divine beings we are!!

Here's the mastermind plan:

The Mastermind will be structured according to the Signature GET CUNTY Framework:

March: ACKNOWLEDGE.

April: ACTIVATE.

May: GET ACCOUNTABLE.

June: GET CUNTY.

Other features to expect:

  • Super fun & CUNTY Welcome Box!
  • Insider info & inspo for Portugal
  • Of course, getting to know your fellow retreatees beforehand. This is a HUGE time and energy saver so we can hit the ground running in Portugal and skip the ice-breakers.
 

Note: This is not a self-learning group program. It is a high-level round-table mastermind to supercharge your vibe and power with a collective of CEOs committed to each others’ success. Showing up fully, live, is crucial to the Squad’s success.

SO, WHAT EXACTLY DOES going on A CUNTY RETREAT MEAN???

Qveen, Because you’re all about this luxury lifestyle, the CUNTY Millionaires Mastermind INCLUDES a Retreat, in Portugal, June 15-21, 2024!

Along with all that juicy Mastermind goodness explained above,

As your CUNTY Life & Business Expansion coach , I’ll be helping you IRL:

  • Decide your plan of action to scale your biz up to the next level, pay yourself more, and make your mark.
  • Have more fucking fun!!!!
  • Take decisive actions, even if they feel scary. You are surrounded by and enveloped in support, energy, and CUNTY power!
  • Elevate the energy you put out to the world and into yourself.
  • *Smash* all the bullshit stereotypes and limiting beliefs surrounding gender identity (and ALL imposed identities) in company and family culture.
  • Face your fears HEAD ON so that you are no longer being held back from reaching your FULLEST potential.
  • Take immediate action(s).
  • Lean into more CUNTY fun, ease, and joy! Yay!
 

No more plateau / upper limit.

No more sacrificing your increasing income or work-life harmony, peace, and JOY.

No more fear of marginalization or exclusion stopping you.

No more imposter syndrome. 

No more feelings of inadequacy or self-doubt in your leadership. 

No more doubting your ultimate CUNTY greatness, destiny, and true desires.

We’re here to kick that shit to the curb!!!

WHATEVER IS HOLDING YOU BACK and keeping you stagnant, whether you know what it is or not, will be left in Portugal.

more praise and love for CUNTY Coach Naomi

“Naomi was fantastic! She was highly effective and asked the right questions to get me to a deep point of reflection and action.”

“Having a supportive coach with you while you work on your weaknesses makes all the difference.”

“It just comes so clearly through her delivery, her passion — she is so invested in you as a person, and getting your transformation. She believes in your ability to step into your power because she has done it for herself. All of the value she brings is the person that she IS, and the coaching is like the cherry on top of it. But she’s done the work to get to that moment and to make that coaching effective. That’s what makes her stand out to me.”

"Let the location coach" - Susan Hyatt

“Where’s the in-person Retreat happening?”, I hear you ask.

How about none other than THE hottest, most sought-after destination on the planet right now, and also the country of my own heritage: PORTUGAL!!!!

Yep, it is an understatement to say that Portugal is having a moment, with people travelling here from all over the world to soak up all the incredible things this country has to offer. Off the top of my head:

** Mind-blowingly beautiful natural environments.

Imagine endless stretches of wild Atlantic coastline, pristine riverine beaches with crystal clear water, untouched pine and eucalyptus forests, picture-perfect fishing villages, valleys overflowing with grape vines, fields full of 6-foot sunflowers. Ancient castles and palaces. ALL rolled into one tiny country.

** Some of the warmest, most gracious and genuinely hospitable people on the planet. Honestly, Portuguese people never cease to amaze me with their kindness and ability to make you feel welcome and at ease.

** Delicious food and plenty of local, home-sourced produce. If you like fish and seafood you’re in the right place, but we also have beautiful olives, cheeses, freshly-baked breads… OMG I’m salivating just thinking about it!! Oh, and did you know we also happen to be one of the largest wine producers in the world? Wine lovers welcome!

** World-class capital city. Lisbon is a foodie’s paradise and a super creative, cool, edgy city with a mix of historic cobblestoned streets with Fado music playing at night and cool modern neighbourhoods, amazing restaurants and hole-in-the-wall coffee stops, designer boutiques and graffitied walls. It’s a real mish mash of vibes, with something for literally everyone.

** Stunning weather YEAR-ROUND. YESSSSS!! Goodbye dreary winter, hello day after day of glorious sunshine!! Portugal is one of the sunniest countries in Europe and you can easily be sitting outside in a t-shirt in mid-January or walking on one of our epic beaches. Summers are absolutely perfect.

So which part of Portugal are we going to?

You asked and I delivered! It’s happening in the heart of southern Portugal’s incredible Algarve region which has some of the BEST beaches in all of Europe.

Endless stretches of golden-sand beach

Brilliant blue skies and warm sunshine 

Soaring cliffs, caves and beautiful bays  

Amazing restaurants, shopping and nightlife

Tons of great activities (boating, jeep safaris, jet skiing, quad biking, you name it!)

Incredible walks in nature

Stunning historic Moorish castle towns that are still being discovered to this day.

Expect this incredible retreat location to WOW you, heat you up AND refresh and expand your perspective and horizon. Expect it to comfort you, AND inspire you to step out of your comfort zone. Allow the luxury to surround you and delight your senses, AND kick it with the locals.

And where are we STAYING?

Great question because we have a stunningly BEAUTIFUL, serene, bright, modern, top spec LUXURY PRIVATE VILLA & PROPERTY where the name of the game is for you to feel like the absolute ROYALTY that you are! Pampered, taken care of and made to feel special.

You deserve no less, of course.

Features of this stunning venue include:

💥8 light and airy bedrooms with gorgeous ensuite bathroom (3 already reserved!)

💥Private pool with loungers and canopy beds

💥Dedicated private chef

💥Plenty of indoor and outdoor space to congregate/learn/be together OR to take time out and enjoy some privacy/quiet time 

💥Walking distance to the gorgeous Praia da Quarteira beach

 

& Enjoy the photos below of our stunning place:

AND what are we doing on-site?

This Retreat is going to be fun as fuck. 

You are going to be growing, learning, masterminding, embodying, pushing your own boundaries and becoming even more of the badass business leader you’ve always dreamt of being — while also doing some seriously fun shit and hanging out with your Dream Team!!! 

This life-changing transformation is not limited to a screen or Zoom calls or meetings or scrolling through a phone. Nothing replaces connection IRL.

With a very clear structure, we’ll take a different CUNTY trait as our theme each day and infuse it into your energy, your lifestyle and ultimately your business growth. 

Day 1 = COURAGEOUS

Day 2 = UNAPOLOGETIC

Day 3 = NOTABLE

Day 4 = TRANSCENDENT 

Day 5 = YOU— AUTHENTICALLY

Our days will be well-endowed with SUPER FUN growth-centred workshops and activities (all totally optional… but there will be plenty of free time throughout too!!) and your ticket will include:

🌴ALL workshops and activities

🌴Coaching sessions, both private and as part of the group

🌴Two receptions (arrival and final night). This is about real connections with REAL people

🌴3 dinners + 3 lunches + 4 breakfasts. 5-star private chef-made. The rest is freedom to explore the local restaurant scene and/or take some personal space if you need to introvert.

🌴Photoshoot (personal, business-focused or BOTH). Because confidence is key to your success! Who said levelling up can’t be fun??? Let’s capture the magic.

🌴Dance party WOOHOOOO!!! Who said levelling up can’t be fun??? 

🌴 *Small Group MASTERMIND led by CUNTY Coach Naomi from March to July 2024 for maximum impact and transformation! 3 productive, collaborative, high-vibe calls per month + Voxer chat group

Who’s it for????

If you’re screaming “YES!!!” at your screen to any of the following then the CUNTY retreat is likely to be for YOU:

** You’re a talented, ambitious, successful feminist founder and you’re READY to shine and share your truth even brighter, pursue more visibility opportunities, and drive your life and business forward and up IN ALIGNMENT. 

** You know where you want to go, and want accountability, coaching, and planning, and good company to get there with.

**  You are ready to face the fears that have been popping up (new level, new devil!) holding you back and stopping you reaching your FULLEST potential.

** You refuse to conform to stereotypes designed to keep you small!!! You’ve been breaking the mould and beating the odds as long as you can remember. No stopping that now. 

** You believe that EVERYONE has the right to be a successful entrepreneur regardless of upbringing, socioeconomic status, gender identity, sexual orientation, skin colour or background.

** You want to invest and Mastermind with a group of wonderful, like-minded CEO badasses who will become your trusted friends and support network. Not only during this experience, but as part of your ENTIRE entrepreneurial journey moving forward.

Who’s it *NOT* for????

CUNTY Millionaires Mastermind & Retreat is not for you right now if:

  • You’re not an entrepreneur
  • Ultimately you believe your business might fail
  • You’re not open to coaching and/or transformation
  • You don’t want to invest in building your CEO Squad
  • You don’t want to leave or expand your comfort zone
  • You don’t want to contribute to others’ success in a small group setting
  • You don’t like to or want to travel
  • You don’t want to invest in your highest self / next level of growth
  • You find yourself in a super low vibe and defeated by scarcity mindset.
  • You don’t believe that *anything is possible*

Delight your senses fully with a Private Room with a Spacious & Gorgeous Ensuite Bath:

The full CUNTY Millionaires Mastermind & Retreat experience cost is: 

18 000 EUR (~20k USD, depending on up-to-date conversion rates)

or 4 payments of 4 600 EUR. 

(VAT incl.)

REMAINING spots: 5!

That’s the full ticket price, inclusive of VAT, for the March to July (4-month) Mastermind and for the 6-night Retreat at our beautiful ultra-luxury villa retreat in Portugal’s DREAM beach destination, the Algarve.

Where you’ll get to experience some of the most spectacular beaches in Europe, make a bunch of incredible new biz besties, drink delicious world-class wine, dive head first into your life and business goals AND our very own crystalline infinity swimming pool, indulge in chill-out time, deliciously nourishing meals and a whole range of fun, ground-shaking workshops and activities. 

More details below, and to follow!

What’s included in the ticket price?

Prices include:

🌊 Small group Mastermind from March to July with your new CUNTY Squad! Up-level your business and life immediately, leading up to, and after the Retreat

🌊6 x nights accommodation at our luxury villa in Portugal’s Algarve. You choose your adventure: shared room to kiki or private oasis to fully recharge and integrate?

🌊2 x receptions for welcome and departure. This is about making real, lasting connections with REAL incredible folks!

🌊4 x breakfasts + 3 x lunches + 3 x dinners. Excellent, fresh, healthy food is a non-negotiable.

🌊Life & Business coaching both privately and as part of the group

🌊All workshops designed around my proven and transformative signature CUNTY energy model

🌊All activities (expect surprises along the way!!)

🌊Dance party!

🌊 VAT (taxes– can’t avoid em!)

Price excludes:

🚩International flights

🚩Airport transfers (please inquire separately if you’d like me to arrange these!)

🚩Meals outside of those included in the package (trust me, you will enjoy picking some fabulous local restaurants (and I can recommend some, too!))

🚩Travel insurance 

🚩Gratuities

🚩Items of a personal nature

Here’s what your fellow CUNTY squaddies have been saying about their decision to join the CUNTY retreat:

I'm no way missing this! How do I SIGN UP?!

That’s easy. 

CLICK any Purple button above to schedule your Chemistry & Onboarding Call. 

There is no better time to invest in yourself and your Millionaire Squad than right NOW. That’s when transformation begins.

No better time to start putting yourself first and to realize that your most audacious dreams are reachable, and in fact your duty and gift to the world. 

No better time to do something ground-breaking for you AND your business. 

Because the truth is that when you take care of YOU first, everything else falls into place. 

Have burning questions? Hit me up at [email protected]!

READY FOR THIS LIFE-CHANGING MASTERMIND & RETREAT EXPERIENCE? Here’s that button again below:

I cannot WAIT to Mastermind with you, and see you here in Portugal this summer!!! And to be an integral part of your very own continued journey of growth and transformation. 

SO MUCH LOVE,

Naomi aka CUNTY Coach XOXO

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