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A 6-night Restorative, Playful, & Liberating Retreat, dedicated to taking a *much-needed* break from your business & the day-to-day, having more fun and pleasure in your life, and upgrading your energy and IMPACT! Immerse yourself in this exclusive Retreat set in the beautiful Algarve region of Portugal, from June 15-21, ’24.
This Retreat is for you if you are a talented and ambitious feminist Founder / CEO / Creator who is ready to pour into yourself in a major, life-changing way to make room for an incredible and magical next stage in your CUNTY life & business!
“We coached together this week and it was FIRE. She literally helped me push my boundaries and get my podcast going AND my program out to the world. So yeah, she’s an amazing phenomenal coach.”
“Thank you for a great session Naomi 
. I am grateful & proud of the work I’m doing with you.”
“Naomi you make a difference in my life . Thank you 
”
“You’re really creating something so fucking wonderful.”
“You are CUNTY. You are your brand which is real AF. So you truly just get to be you because it’s what folks need to see so they can be themselves. Being you is a whole force and show stopper. All you gotta do is wake up in the morning. You are your brand. You’d have to try hard not to be it at this point.”
If there is something that has been holding you back,
what if you could leave
whether you know what it is right now or not…
here in Portugal?
& I’m here to see you step further into your POTENTIAL, by: embracing YOUR TRUTH & your CUNTY self, releasing the burden of hustle culture, and experiencing transformative
GROWTH, SUPPORT and ENERGY!
Courageously. Unapologetically. Notably. Transcendently. Authentically. That’s CUNTY.
EVEN if you’ve never participated in anything like this before.
EVEN if showing up as fully, truly, YOU in the business world feels scary as fuck because you don’t fit the mould or have been taught that you don’t belong anywhere.
EVEN if you think that no one else “gets you” or is truly backing your corner.
Because we’re about to acknowledge and rip up any and all of those self-limiting or questioning vibes holding you back, with this mind-, heart-, soul-, and body- nourishing luxurious 6-night in-person on-retreat journey where we’ll question limits, kick down proverbial walls, say “LOVE YOU BYEEEE” to our old BS no longer serving us, and find deep empowerment through our REST & RESTORATION, Reconnection, Movement, Coaching, Problem-solving, Ideating & Creativity; Inspiration, Connection, Friendship and Community.
This is what CUNTY is all about. It’s a movement, a philosophy, a shared vision. One that EVERYONE in the Retreat will experience and co-create, like the divine beings we are!!
“Naomi was fantastic! She was highly effective and asked the right questions to get me to a deep point of reflection and action.”
“Today […] I not only did the thing I’d been dreading all week BUT I did 2 other things I’d been avoiding and dreading as well. Wait, actually 3. Big things, not “oh that’s a good idea,” but things that put me out there and felt courageous, along with drafting my entire new program outline from scratch. For real. Amazing! Thank YOU for igniting the fire! I’m still stunned in all honesty. And I’m not tired like I would expect to be after all the brain effort. Full of ease and peace.”
“It just comes so clearly through her delivery, her passion — she is so invested in you as a person, and getting your transformation. She believes in your ability to step into your power because she has done it for herself. All of the value she brings is the person that she IS, and the coaching is like the cherry on top of it. But she’s done the work to get to that moment and to make that coaching effective. That’s what makes her stand out to me.”
Royalty, this un-missable Retreat is happening in Portugal, from June 15-21, 2024!
As your CUNTY Life & Business Alignment coach , I can support you IRL to:
No more plateau / upper limit.
No more doubt or hiding.
No more sacrificing your income, sanity, or work-life harmony, peace, and JOY.
No more fear of marginalization or exclusion stopping you.
No more imposter syndrome.
No more feelings of inadequacy or self-doubt in your leadership.
No more doubting your ultimate CUNTY greatness, destiny, and true desires.
We’re here to kick that shit to the curb!!!
WHATEVER IS HOLDING YOU BACK , whether you know what it is or not, will be left in Portugal.
You asked and I delivered! It’s happening in the heart of southern Portugal’s incredible Algarve region which has some of the BEST beaches in all of Europe.
Endless stretches of golden-sand beach ✅
Brilliant blue skies and warm sunshine ✅
Soaring cliffs, caves and beautiful bays ✅
Amazing restaurants, shopping and nightlife ✅
Tons of great activities (boating, jeep safaris, jet skiing, quad biking, you name it!) ✅
Incredible walks in nature ✅
Stunning historic Moorish castle towns that are still being discovered to this day. ✅
Expect this incredible retreat location to WOW you, heat you up AND refresh and expand your perspective and horizon. Expect it to comfort you, AND inspire you to step out of your comfort zone. Allow the luxury to surround you and delight your senses, AND kick it with the locals.
Stunningly BEAUTIFUL, serene, bright, modern, top spec LUXURY PRIVATE VILLA & PROPERTY where the name of the game is for you to feel like the absolute ROYALTY that you are! Pampered, taken care of and made to feel special.
You deserve no less, of course.
Features of our beautiful venue may include:
💥Comfortable, bright, beautifully renovated/decorated bedrooms you’ll love to sleep or unwind in
💥Private pool with loungers and sunshades
💥Dedicated private chef
💥Plenty of indoor and outdoor space to congregate/learn/be together OR to take time out and enjoy some privacy/quiet time
💥Walking distance to local attractions, and a short drive to the closest Algarve beaches!
This Retreat is going to be fun as fuck. Rumour has it there will be a pole involved at some point!
You are going to be doing exactly what it is your soul is needing and asking for. Whether that is RESTING, Connecting, Slowing Down, Speaking Up, Growing, Embodying, Overcoming your own limitations, and ultimately Becoming even more of the badass business leader you’ve always dreamt of being AND ARE— while doing some seriously fun shit and hanging out with your Dream Team!!! Seriously, the attendees are dope as fuck!
This life-changing transformation is not limited to a screen or Zoom calls or meetings or scrolling through a phone. Nothing replaces connection IRL.
This retreat is designed specifically to allow space and time for your maximum CUNTY transformation, we’ll just take the CUNTY traits as our themes and each day infuse them into your energy, your lifestyle and your peace. You won’t be sitting for a session any longer than 2 hours any given day. This is a holistic experience, and not a conference.
As a refresher, the CUNTY Themes are:
COURAGEOUS
UNAPOLOGETIC
NOTABLE
TRANSCENDENT
YOU— AUTHENTICALLY
Our days will feature some SUPER FUN & CUNTY workshops and activities (all totally optional… & there will be plenty of free time throughout too!!) and your ticket will include:
🌴ALL workshops and activities
🌴Coaching sessions from CUNTY Coach Naomi, both private and as part of the group
🌴Two receptions (arrival and final night). This Retreat is about real connections with REAL people
🌴3 dinners + 2 lunches + 1 brunch + 3 breakfasts. 5-star private chef-made. The rest is freedom to explore the local restaurant scene and/or take some personal space if you need to introvert.
🌴Photoshoot (personal, business-focused or BOTH). Because you will want to capture this energy! Who tf said levelling up can’t be fun??? Let’s capture the magic.
🌴Open Mic Night / Dance party WOOHOOOO!!! Freedom to use your voice, and movement, are medicine!
If you’re screaming “YES!!!” at your screen to any of the following then the CUNTY retreat is likely to be for YOU:
** You’re a talented, ambitious and soul-centered feminist founder and you’re READY to shine and share your truth even brighter, pursue more visibility opportunities, and drive your life and business forward and up IN ALIGNMENT.
** You know where you want to go, & who you are becoming– and want accountability, coaching, and planning, and good company to get there with.
** You are ready to face the fears and limitations that have been popping up holding you back and stopping you reaching your FULLEST potential.
** You refuse to conform to stereotypes designed to keep you small!!! You’ve been breaking the mould and beating the odds as long as you can remember. No stopping that now.
** You believe that you and your squad have the right to be super successful & joyful & fulfilled entrepreneurs, especially if you are of marginalized upbringing, socioeconomic status, gender identity, sexual orientation, skin colour, ability or background.
** You want to invest in YOURSELF, grow, and connect with a group of wonderful, like-minded CEO badasses who will become your trusted friends and support squad & think tank. Not only during this experience, but as part of your ENTIRE entrepreneurial journey moving forward.
** You love to travel and enjoy your life with super unique and fun experiences!
The CUNTY Retreat is not for you right now if:
